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Wayne Baker
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You won't believe what happened to me today! I went
  •    to the vet.
  •    to a dog show.
  •    on a four-day circuit.
  •    shopping.
  •    to climb a mountain.
And, my
  •   husband
  •   kids
  •   neighbor's kids
  •   kennel help
  •   garbage man
medicated
  •   the wrong dog.
  •   my dog with the wrong medication.
  •   none of my dogs.
  •   my dog too much.
And, my bitch, who is sheer perfection and almost in enough hair to go Winners Bitch at the National in six weeks, got bred by
  •   my 10-month-old, over-sexed male puppy.
  •   her father.
  •   her brother.
  •   the neighbor's mutt.
Can you give me the name of a good
  •   psychiatrist?
  •   lawyer?
  •   funny farm?
  •   judge to bribe?
  •   handler?
In the meantime, I'll have
  •   nightmares.
  •   headaches.
  •   hallucinations.
  •   chocolates for breakfast.
  •   a nervous breakdown.
I need advice!

Faithfully,
DESPONDENT


Dear Despondent,

My heart aches for you and yours, but rest assured that you are only one of hundreds of doggy folks who find themselves in this same horrendous situation.

There is only one thing for you to do: Go see the color coordinated canine®.

They have solved all of these problems by offering a line of color coordinated products « latex bands, exclusive imported paper wraps, plastic wraps, bows, leads « so these situations never need arise again. Strangers may never know your dogs' names or which one is which, but you can leave your house feeling confident that your pink little girl will not be put with your blue little boy.

Abby

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